Press Release - June 8 2024

From the desk of Fafnerstein Management, Eastern Townships, QC, June 8 2024

Fafnerstein management would like to proudly announce exciting news for the Skaldrauc camp. After a very short period of negotiations and a minimum amount of bribes we welcome Lours Don-Lotto to the Skaldrauc dysfunctional family.

Lours and Monostikon have a bit of history from the heyday of TFB where they had some kind of stuff going on but no one has really seen anything from it. Loke Fafnerstein came to the conclusion that Skaldrauc had some need for marketing and tuning after analyzing the release of "We're waiting in the Shadows". Lours was contacted when seen snooping around at a festival in the Canadian boonies and immediately agreed to join.

"We all have families to feed, and mortgages to pay. Unfortunately I don't think this will help me with that. But what can you do? I'm neither happy nor sad to join the Skaldrauc camp. I feel I had no choice" - Lours Don-Lotto

Lours will help with marketing and as a session musician, where his main responsibilities will be to control the tuning and the beat.

"Yeah, he is immediately thrown into the deep end, but as I can't even swim, and even less manage tuning or beats. This is all we can do at the moment. We will all sacrifice to the ruler of the underworld and trust whatever will come out of it." - Monostikon Von

Finally some words from the management.

"After a deep analyze of what Skaldrauc had produced I got the feeling that there is nothing to work on. This will hopefully takes us one step forward and six feet down. That's all I can say at the moment. Lours is well known to turn bread into mould and can we do that, the underworld is the limit." - Loke Fafnerstein, COD, Fafnerstein Management

Lours is assuming his responsibilities immediately.

PS. Lars A Tan was asked about how he felt about TFB being definitely disbanded after these breaking news. "Fuck them! De kan skita ner sig!" - Lars A Tan

Fafnerstein Management - June 2024

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